12 Dirty Jokes Hidden In Your Favourite Video Games
2. Joker's NSFW Viewing Habits - Mass Effect
Mass Effect has no small number of dirty jokes scattered throughout the original trilogy. And of course Andromeda at first release was, itself, a dirty joke - because you felt pretty screwed after playing it.
One of the best lines comes from Mass Effect 2, when trying to romance Garrus. After using the term 'cross-species intercourse' he admits he feels 'dirty and clinical'. But that doesn't stop him from trying to flirt a bit a moment later - by promising music and research to figure out how to make it happen. When you finally decide to actually go for it he fires off this great line:
"You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
Then after a mild pause and a grin from Shephard he follows it up with.
"Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
As adorable as flirty Garrus is, the absolute best 'hidden' dirty joke has to be when you're just standing around in the cockpit and hear some moaning sounds before Joker quips:
"Whoops, sorry! That was supposed to go to my earpiece."
Bad boy, Joker - watching porn on the job!