12 Dirty Jokes Hidden In Your Favourite Video Games

1. "I Like A Man With A Big Vocabulary" - Phoenix Wright

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The Phoenix Wright series is overflowing with innuendo, in both the Japanese and the English versions. Solid quality lines like...when Athena says "Tie me Up! Wait...you're not into that, are you?" Or the gigantic-breasted defense attorney, Mia commenting "Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Or maybe you'd like the scene where a ventriloquist's dummy says, "The pay sucks... the clown sucks... and my partner has his hand up my pants."

But no, my personal choice for the best is when one of the witnesses, the flirtatious April, gives the sultry line, "I like a man with a big... vocabulary."

If one may ignore the incomprehensibilities of how superfluous I may be, one may find us to be veritable sesquipedalians.

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