12 Dirty Jokes Hidden In Your Favourite Video Games

10. Split What? You're Not Wearing Pants - Animal Crossing

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Animal Crossing is aimed at children, regardless of how many adults enjoy playing it.

The Animal Crossing series, regardless of audience, is filled with innuendo and crude humor - which is part of what makes it so fun. Whether it's catching a beetle and getting a joke about stag parties, or the fact the engagement ring in a box that Tom Nook sells in New Horizons costs 69,000 bells, and certainly the blink and you'll miss it moment where Harv is watching what appears to be a 'casting couch'-style video and quickly changes it when you enter his place.

One of the best is the potential conversation between villagers that goes something like this:

"Don't look, I've just split my pants!"
"You aren't wearing pants...so what just split?"
"Umm... gotta go!"

A solid buttcrack joke. Of course a close second has to be the fact that Tom Nook is not actually a raccoon, but rather a Tanuki - a creature known for having abnormally large testicles. And charging 69 thousand bells for a ring? Well, that does take some massive balls.

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