12 Dirty Jokes Hidden In Your Favourite Video Games

9. Who Needs Pockets When You're Born With Them? - Pokemon

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Pokemon, much like the previously mentioned Animal Crossing, is a game originally geared toward children. As such much of the dirtier humor is all a figment of your imagination.

Certainly there was nothing dirty about the newlywed couple Duff and Eda who summon an Onix and a Cloyster - that is a very penile looking rock monster and a floating clam monster. Certainly not when Primeape teaches the player to use Tail Whip, even though he doesn't have a tail - vaguely implying he might be using his penis. Or that time a woman mentions her desire to ride Onyx, which is... well, it's a thing.

Nope, nothing dirty in the Pokemon games, for sure.

The icing on the innuendo cake in Pokemon has to be when a character in a bathing suit in Pokemon X&Y says the following line:

"If I'm wearing a bikini... where do I put my Pokeballs? Teehee... woman's secret."

She's absolutely squirrelling them inside of her like a bunch of priceless gems. And yes, that's a seven-year-old Penny Arcade joke - don't @ me.

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