12 Excuses You Make For Losing On FIFA

8. A Mismatch Of Teams

Whether it€™s online or off, there are some within the FIFA community who would have you believe that a match-up between Spurs and Barca is the equivalent of an amateur boxer being thrown into the ring with Mike Tyson. Well here€™s a newsflash for those who have pulled this excuse out before: a 5-star team is a 5-star team, and i doesn't matter if there€™s a small deviation in quality at the top €“ the star rating was made to ensure fair games and a skilled player could use Spurs to pick apart Barca with ease. The fact remains that the complainer consciously picked their desired team before the game and if Messi gets a hat-trick against them in the first half, then it's probably just a good indication that they should€™ve chosen more wisely€

7. The Restricted View

The young adult male is rarely happier than when he and a group of his boys are crammed around a television screen having a heavy session on FIFA, possibly with the promise something greasy and smothered in cheese later in the evening€™s proceedings. But even when these all-too-rare FIFA fiestas are initiated, a pathetic excuse can sometimes emerge which has the potential to spoil the evening€™s merriment. The nature of playing locally in a group inevitably means that some players will have a more favourable view of the screen than others, usually by millimeters or the most imperceptible of angles - it's unlikely that there's ever going to be a pillar in the way. It€™s sad but gamers will all too often use this negligible handicap to excuse a loss.
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Hailing from South East London, Sam Heard is an aspiring writer and recent graduate from the University of Warwick. Sam's favourite things include energy drinks, late nights spent watching the UFC with his girlfriend and annihilating his friends at FIFA.