12. The Zelda Series Features - And Acknoledges - Penis Enemies
Even if you haven't played The Legend Of Zelda Link's Awakening, you're bound to have seen some variation of the Buzz Blob enemy, which appears in many of the series' games, including A Link To The Past and the recent Tri Force Heroes, released on the Nintendo 3DS.While it's true the enemies look slightly phallic, you'd never expect Nintendo to actually acknowledge it...right? Wrong. In the German version of Link's Awakening, these enemies can be transformed into a variation known as Cukeman by sprinkling them with magic powder. Upon being transformed, the Cukeman will utter Not without a condom! and Give me your juice, I'll give you mine. Sadly, this dialogue never made it UK or American releases, but still... it sure gives a whole new meaning to the phrase it's dangerous to go alone.