12 Signs You're Getting Too Old For Video Games

10. Retro Is Better, Every Time

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SNES, Megadrive, Commodore, Atari and even Gameboy, N64, PSX and (damn it) Xbox are words that feature so actively in your mind that you can’t quite get to grips with the fact that times have changed.

Super Mario Galaxy? When you last looked it was Super Mario 64 and it was good, like really good. Why are Nintendo fixing something that isn’t broken?

To that extent, why did they kidnap Mario from his pixellated 2D roots, anyway?!


Probably the only person ever to see all the endings of the awful Shadow the Hedgehog video game. Professional proofreader, football fanatic, lion tamer and occasional liar.