The Boobs: Here's a game that delivers exactly what it says on the tin: Girl Fight is a female-centric beat 'em up game, which has girls...fighting. What more could you possibly want? Oh, yeah, the girls aren't wearing much clothing either, and the vast majority of the characters have gigantic, seemingly bolted-on breasts. But Was The Game Any Good?: Nope. Despite the above screenshot suggesting the game is about a decade old, Girl Fight was only released around a year ago, featuring wildly out-of-date graphics and earning the distinction of being probably the most boring game ever made about sexy women hitting each other. The tragic irony is that the game's so dull it'll probably have players begging for something sexist or offensive just to liven things up a little. Hell, even the boob physics are rubbish: they really are just bolted on.
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