Imagine that scene from the re-released version of Episode VI - y'know the extended 'dance sequence' where Lucas had the bright idea to jam in a load of additional aliens for the sake of having a 'moment' for the kids? If there's one thing you don't associate with Star Wars fans, it's dancing, and it's certainly not busting moves with Boba Fett or Han Solo. However, when executives are sniffing around for any potential new source of income - and Microsoft are firing off lies in every direction about the possibility of what the motion-sensing Kinect can do - you end up with this thing, that nobody wanted. It didn't stop with just the dancing parts though, that was just one selection from a menu that also let you get stuck into a real flail-fest of a lightsaber duel, or learn how to catch rocks out of mid-air using an outstretched hand, every time ending with you being flattened as Yoda mocked your progress. Motion-controlled games already make you feel pretty daft as you dart about your living room, but when they don't even respond to what you're doing and what's on offer is a bunch of Star Wars-themed pop songs, it's just insulting. "How bad though?" you say, well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A What was you worse Star Wars game? Let us know in the comments if you have any guilty pleasures for the ones already included!
