2. Rambo: The Video Game
It's like one of those "You had one job!" memes, because how the hell do you screw up Rambo? Literally all you have to do to make a decent Rambo title is stick it in third person, make sure we have access to some explosive arrows and then throw enemies at us as Stallone records some suitably brilliant one-liners. Well that all too much for Teyon, as they went ahead and made a lightgun game... with no lightgun. Oh yes, instead it's all set up as an on-rails shooter (itself one of the most tired and overused designs in existence) only for you to pilot a cursor around the screen, holding a button to kill guys in the most unsatisfying-feeling gunplay there's been in years. Even the model of Rambo himself looks like a first pass render, and when the dialogue consists of awkwardly-clipped lines ripped straight from the movies, this couldn't scream cash-in any more if it tried.