13. You Cannot Comprehend How Someone Cannot Use Two Analogue Sticks At Once
It's like meeting that person who "just doesn't watch films" all over again, except this time before you can begin the enlightening process of showing them the medium does not begin and end with the words 'grand', 'theft' and 'auto', they must first actually control the action on-screen. Yes a very large amount of games require you to provide your own cinematography, but it's something the rest of us have more than gotten used to, the requisite "So how do I jump again?" being reminiscent of "...he's the bad guy right?"
12. As Well As Performing Different Combinations On The Back Shoulder Buttons
Let's say they manage to get the walking and looking around down. You begin to tell them that they need to initiate something of a crow's foot of a manoeuvre - extending their index figure to claw the top buttons on the pad. "I'll never get used to this!" they exclaim utterly befuddled, reminding us that the average combination of finger-twisting algorithms needed to jump, initiate a power-up AND attack an enemy are second-nature as we've developed them like some sort of digitally-disciplined marine.
