5. Anyone Not Willing To Grind For Days In An RPG Is 'Not Doing It Right'
"Well I just keep trying to hit him, and it kills me in one try, I think I'm going to just give up." They never do though, as the concept of voluntarily backtracking between areas to level up is a quirky-yet-necessary trait undertaken by those who know what it takes to overcome a particularly sticky boss. We may never apply the same logic to a real-world treadmill, but cracking that next level and adding a new weapon-buff that lets us add poison damage? We've already signed up.
4. Making A Comparison Between Games And Any Mobile Title Genuinely Renders You Speechless
"Oh this reminds me of Candy Crush!" exclaims your less gaming-educated other half, as they draw a mild comparison between some colourful level in the exquisitely Pixarian-genius of Rayman: Legends, and that of King's money-sucking mobile slot-machine. It'a great that mobile games are getting more people into gaming, but this is more akin to when you aged out of Nickelback only for your friends or relatives insist your new favourite thing "sounds just like them."
