17. Consistent Urination (Under Stress)
Have you found yourself being threatened with a massive sword wielded by a cyborg ninja who just killed an entire hallway's worth of trained troops? Have you been in danger of being discovered by hostile forces while hiding in a storage locker? Then chances are, you peed yourself during this encounter, and there's nothing wrong with that. Has anyone noticed that this occurs at least once at some point in almost every game? Something scary or intense occurs, then a character immediately urinates himself (or in MGS4's case, Johnny soiling himself multiple times). In the Metal Gear universe, there's simply no inhibitors when it comes to bodily functions, especially in terrifying situations. It can't be helped, it can't be stopped, so there's no need to be embarrassed. Besides, it could be worse. You could be a character who's ONLY known for bodily functions, like...