18 Things Only Metal Gear Solid Fans Will Understand

16. Security Guard + Weak Stomachs = Easy Escape

In many points in the series, various Snakes have found themselves up a certain creek without a paddle, as they have no weapons or means of escaping any given place of confinement they're stuck in. However, there is always a saving grace that emerges as a means of escaping, and his name is Johnny. Dating all the way back to 1964 in the timeline, Johnny guarded Naked Snake, then his grandson guarded Solid Snake years later during the Shadow Moses Incident. A family tree full of brave security guards with digestive issues, born to poorly watch over super agents like Naked and Solid Snake. Johnny is the true hero, and he should be honoured as such - especially when he turned into a bit of a badass in MGS 4.