20 Problems Only People Dating Gamers Will Understand

12. SOs Naming Characters After You, But Not Cool Ones

€œHaha, oh my God, babe! Guess what?€ €œWhat?€ €œYou know that game I€™ve been playing? Dragon€™s Dogma?€ €œSure?€ €œWell, I named my wench after you and now you follow me around and do whatever I tell you.€ €œGreat€€ €œNo, what€™s even better is that when I€™m not playing, other players can use you. So there€™s a little you out there getting everyone€™s s*** for them! Isn€™t that hilarious?€ No. Not funny. Not even a little bit. That€™s like telling us you wrote a song for us, but it was all about the way our breath smells in the morning. Like, it€™s a little cute, but it€™s more degrading than anything. If you want us in your lives, then stop spending so much time gaming.
 
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