20 Problems Only People Dating Gamers Will Understand
12. SOs Naming Characters After You, But Not Cool Ones
Haha, oh my God, babe! Guess what? What? You know that game Ive been playing? Dragons Dogma? Sure? Well, I named my wench after you and now you follow me around and do whatever I tell you. Great No, whats even better is that when Im not playing, other players can use you. So theres a little you out there getting everyones s*** for them! Isnt that hilarious? No. Not funny. Not even a little bit. Thats like telling us you wrote a song for us, but it was all about the way our breath smells in the morning. Like, its a little cute, but its more degrading than anything. If you want us in your lives, then stop spending so much time gaming.
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