20 Things All Parents Of Minecraft-Obsessed Kids Will Understand

14. Youtubers Are The New Normal

Have you ever heard of Sam Gladiator, SkydoesMinecraft or DanTDM? If you have Minecraft obsessed kids, you absolutely know who they are. You see, it isn't enough to just play Minecraft. The kids also need to watch other people play Minecraft. And you have to sit with them and watch every one of them because...

13. Oh Dear God, There's Minecraft Porn

Don't ask us how or why, but there is smut of Minecraft that is freely available to view on Youtube, and it is extremely popular. Obviously it isn't full-on horizontal monster-mashing, but it is hot block-on-block action. For the love of God, do not let your kids stumble upon it. Fetishes can only get so weird. We can't have a future where people are aroused by blocks. Just... no.