After the brief prologue, Ethan is knocked out by Jack and brought to the table for "dinner." Cue a deeply disturbing sequence where the player is tied up and introduced to Lucas and Marguerite, who are eating God-knows-what, before Jack slices Lucas' arm off to which he hilariously replies, "No, not again!", as blood spurts from the stump.
Jack then stabs you in the mouth with a knife just because, and you're left sat around the table with creepy grandma Eveline. It's all very Texas Chainsaw Massacre-inspired, but at the same time proves that the game has an unexpectedly campy sense of humour and won't be taking itself too seriously.
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