The moment you start thinking about it, its completely obvious. A heavily tattooed and bearded hardcore zombie killer who pretty much defines moody, obnoxious badass? Punk, all the way, thanks to his deep and abiding love of The Walking Dead. Hes cocky and belligerent, and hates everyone and everything. Francis? Francis hates whispering, trains, the South, stairs, doctors, the cold, boats, boat people, boat lawyers, planes, the Army, falling, hotels, Mondays, flying, snow, fish, malls, helicopters and electric fences. Im pretty sure CM Punk also hates all of those things too. The only way Francis and Punk could be more alike is if Francis kept tweeting about hockey... But Francis hates hockey.
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.
