Two blond, egotistical show-offs: Capcoms half-demon protagonist is cocky, over-confident and incredibly sarcastic, while Dolph Zigglers face is caught in a permanent incredulous sneer. Its as though someone made him watch a Zack Ryder match, and the wind changed just as he was about to say something mean (like, Mean Girls mean), and now his face is stuck that way. Of course, its not showing off if you can back it up, and when Dolph and Dante are booked right they back it up in spades. Dolph also feels Dantes pain: both men were rebooted with a completely different look, only for everyone to point and laugh.
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.
