2. Johnson
Voiced by Greg Ellis (a character actor who has appeared in everything from Star Trek to Star Wars) in an awfully snooty, old-English-butler way, Johnson is a former demon who agrees to help Garcia on his quest. He is nothing more than a glowing skull at first. As puerile as he is chatty, Johnson is a fountain of dirty jokes and crude asides that would be enough to make even the most filthy-minded fourteen year-old blush. He has no filter to stop him in his blue and, as a result, talks at great, sweary length about anything that's on his mind. Which is more often than not, ladies. But, Johnson is good for more than being a constant source of smutt. Remember before when I said that Garcia only had one weapon available to him? Well, this is it. Johnson. He starts off as being your basic handgun but soon gets to change into a number of crazy weapons that, although sticking to the basic formula of shotgun, assault rifle, grenade launcher, are still fun enough to use and are very well named. Which leads us onto the number one reason why you should Drop what you're doing & play Shadows of the Damned...