7 Insanely Powerful Joke Video Game Characters

4. Gon - Tekken 3

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If you were to tell your friend that you were going to be bringing a T-Rex to a fighting tournament, they might cry foul of you cheating somewhat, seeing as the last time I checked most humans in said fighting tournament tend not to wear suits of armour and are made of much more chewy and digestible material.

Then you show them Gon from Tekken 3, a two-foot-tall lizard, with tiny hands and who moves so slowly that you might actually be extinct by the time he gets from one side of the arena to the other, and their tears of laughter will likely be enough to drown the poor little fella.

Well, more fool them, as while Gon is a rather stubby entrant and whose gas is more deadly than most of the rest of his attacks, he's secretly an absolute badass.

Firstly his tiny size means that most attacks just sail clear over his head, ruining the day of any wombo-combo'er and secondly, he's completely immune to grab attacks! What's that, King? Not laughing so much any more are you?

By making your opponent rely on low attacks, they too begin to move at the same pace as Gon, and with his UNBLOCKABLE projectiles, you suddenly see how much of an upper hand the Tiny T-rex truly has.

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