7 Video Game Endings That Were Utter NONSENSE

When it comes to fighting video game endings, nobody does it better than the deranged minds behind the Tekken Franchise.

For every semi-serious ending which focuses on deepening one's spirit through fighting, or avenging those that were defeated prior to the events of the game, we get literally twenty or so more than conclude with farting dinosaurs, CGI Lion-Masked wearing fighters hugging live-action children and of course anything concerning the Mishima family tree.

Honestly, these guys simply do not understand the concept of moderation, as across countless titles we see Heihachi, Jin, and Kazuya fire each other into space, drop each other into volcanos and of course, in the case of Lee Chaolon the adoptive stepson of Heihachi, a lot more than we probably bargained for.

Beginning things as all fighting game endings should, with a pool party and a pair of so tight you have to be a Ken Doll down there mate swimming trunks, we see Lee lounging around enjoying his victory, yet it's not long before a long shadow is cast by the buns of steel that are Heihachi's thick hams.

Oh no, the player thinks, are the pair about to duke it out over the last pool noodle? No, as it turns out, because, in a rather creepy move that belongs on its own very niche porn site, Lee turns to his stepdad and asks him to take two fingers. Thankfully he's talking about getting him a drink but the tight pants on Heihachi definitely threw us for a second.

And if you're wondering why this beefy grandad is so docile, it's because he's got a bloody bomb installed into his bow tie! Obviously! It's so simple! UTTER NONSENSE.