8 Embarrassing Video Game Moments You Don't Want Anyone Seeing You Play

So we're all aware of a few video games that openly mock players for trying to be dirty little pervs, either having characters lambast them or even doling out embarrassing achievements for anyone trying to look up the skirts of Julia or 2B in Lollipop Chainsaw and NieR: Automata respectively, but very few games go as far as Yakuza 0, because the Gandhara Sotenbori video store and your subsequent encounter with Mr Libido are absolutely bizarre.

If you happen to pop inside Gandhara Sotenbori looking to catch the latest Michael Bay output then you might be a bit disappointed. This store offers a different type of tit and box office bust:the videos here are softcore erotica of the most recoiling nature. What makes them so uncomfortable to sit through is twofold, the first being that they aren't animated which somehow makes the experience worse, and the fact that the final shot is of a box of tissues complemented by a satisfied groan. It is a wince-inducing wank if ever there was one.

How the hell would you explain this to someone walking in? Well, you better get an excuse prepared as even after your... review of the film you'll be accosted by Mr. Libido, a perma-thrusting man in pants who clams that your love of the lewd means you two are destined to become bosom buddies.