8 Hilarious Jokes Hidden In Video Game Item Descriptions

7. Peaches - Katamari Damacy

katamari damacy
Bandai Namco

From one Peach to another now!

So let's face facts, in the grand "Ranking of Every Fruit In Existence Ever" the humble Peach has got to be up near the top right? It's delicious, packed full of that sweet sweet juice and of course, have the added comedic value of looking like you're biting into a butt.

Don't believe me? Well, that's exactly what the makers of Katamari Damacy clearly think as per the item description for the peach in their wonderfully weird title. Now in your quest to roll up the entire galaxy because you lack less destructive and chaotic hobbies, you might not have taken the time to read the humble peach's item description, however, if you did you'd be rewarded with a little chuckle in a game absolutely chock full of them. It reads:

"A butt-shaped fruit that is more tasty than butts"

Now the jury is out on whether this is scientifically true as the internet sure does have a lot to say about eating butts, but still thank you Katamari for yet another supple slice of oddity!

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