8 Infuriating Video Game Prank Callers

5. The Pizza Guy - Blair Witch

The Blair Witch films are a truly terrifying concept because they prey on the sense of being completely lost in a foreign environment, and

However if you need a little break from the horror, you can always grab Ellis Lynch's phone out of his pocket and mess around with a few games of snake, or if you're feeling particularly mean spirited then you can prank call Donny's Pizza in order to get some rather humorous dialogue and also net yourself an achievement.

By bothering the poor employee enough you'll get him to breaking point upon which he'll tell you to "pizza" off and then later if you STILL don't order a slice that he'll find you and shove a pizza up your ass. Now hear me out a second, depending on how vitriolic his rage is this might actually prove useful to Ellis down the line, as if he's lost in the wilderness and then has a pizza guy ride up to deliver a dough based decking, there's a chance of following him back to civilization. A slim one, but hey, I think we should take what we can get.