8 Joke Video Game Weapons That Destroyed Video Games

When you step into the world of pain that is Ninja Gaiden for the original Xbox, you might feel your very soul be ejected forcefully from your body with the game's first flurry of hits, as it does not mess around.

You thought your Dark Souls fat rolling skills were impressive? Ninja Gaiden laughs at you as it rams a broom handle down your throat and uses you to clean its toilets.

In fact, these won't be the only splinters you'll be removed from your body thanks to the title infamous Wooden Sword.

In a title that actively punishes you for every single mistake you make, the Wooden Sword sticks out as an absolute joke weapon for the simple fact that using it in combat is akin to throwing wadded up paper balls at an asteroid of hate, and you will learn the hard way to sack off this stinky stick in short order.

However, before you think of converting it into a table leg or something actually useful, if you were to invest in upgrading this weapon to max then it suddenly transforms into the Unlabored Flawlessness, the best weapon in the game, that will finally allow you to break a handle off inside your enemies!

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