6. Pokey (Earthbound)
Pokey is a dick. That is a fact. The first time we meet Pokey in Earthbound, he is on the hunt for his missing brother. Too scared to look for him alone, Pokey asks for help from Ness, the main hero of the Earthbound series. When your quest ends up with you having to fight an alien (as quests often do), Pokey is too much of a chicken-s**t to even fight, opting to cower in the sidelines instead. You save his brother and he disappears. He later resurfaces as a priest for a cult and kidnaps one of your friends to use as a human sacrifice, like a douche. After you kick his minions asses, he runs away yet again. His douchebaggery isn't done there, though, as he shows up later working for the game's main enemy - a giant evil alien, hell-bent on sentencing all of reality to a lifetime of darkness (obviously). While Giygas (the aforementioned alien) is seen as the main antagonist in the Earthbound/Mother series, it was my hatred for Pokey that kept me playing. I genuinely squealed with glee when I finally defeated the ugly little b**tard at the end of Earthbound. God, I hate Pokey.