8 Terrible Secret Video Game Weapons That Took Hours To Unlock

7. Giant's Knife

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If you're looking for a weapon that is both a giant waste of time and a goliath sized error of investment, then the Giant's Knife from Ocarina Of Time is for you.

Scratch that, this weapon shouldn't be for anyone as it's completely useless. However, I'm sure that a lot of us fell foul of the promises of Medigoron, who stated that the blade was going to be his magnum opus, the best blade around that would cleave foes in two with ease. This all fell apart... when the weapon literally falls apart after a few hits.

You see, what you've done here is basically invest in a shady kickstarter project that hasn't deliVered the goods. We ponied up the dough, waited an excessively long time, finally got the piece of tat that is The Giant's Knife, and just when we developed the concept of even swinging it a BIT HARD in our minds, it broke.

Excellent.

Ok well, let's take this back to the smith and get this exchanged for a new one...I'm sorry YOU'RE CHARGING ME?! For an inferior weapon?

Unfortunately this is indeed the case and you'll be suffering from a huge amount of buyer's remorse after waiting so long and working so hard for what amounts to a weapon less deadly than a butter knife.

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