8 Things That Make You Angry Playing FIFA 17

1. Dabbing

… What is there to say about dabbing? We having all done it and we all hate it when it's done to us. All other goal celebrations, no matter how elaborate, cheeky or long, are tolerable. The very sight of seeing Ronaldo or Pogba dabbing in my face… GRRRR… My blood is boiling just at the thought of it.

Dabbing is ridiculous, it looks like a player is dancing whilst trying to smell their armpits at the same time. GRRRR… Everyone dabs...GRRRR... It’s really not that big of a deal… GRRRR... F!&% Dab %$£&!”@ Dabbing @!”£ (insert deep breathe) F!&% Dab @!@! @^$% @£&£*&$ Dabbing!!!!!......

No more FIFA... I need a lie down and a nice cup of tea.