8 Utterly PATHETIC Video Game Weapons (We Can't Stop Using)

Gon With The Wind - Tekken 3

And finally, we conclude with what’s technically more of an ability than a weapon, but still, it’s just too damn daft-slash-amazing not to include on this list.

Tekken 3’s unlockable fighter Gon is an adorable dinosaur with a not-so-adorable special attack called Gon with the Wind. 

It involves Gon simply turning around, pointing his posterior in his opponent’s face, and letting rip with a fart so noxious it’d surely be classed as a chemical weapon by most governments.

And yet, Gon’s crop-dusting actually deals a meager amount of damage compared to most conventional attacks, and that’s assuming you can even pull it off. 

For starters, the wind up is telegraphed enough that enemies can easily step back and avoid it, and the attack animation long enough that it leaves you wide open to be pummelled by a knowing opponent.

But none of this really matters, because given how few games without South Park in the title let you weaponise bodily gasses against your foes, it’s pathologically impossible to resist the allure of Gon’s windy assault.