8 Video Game Items That Pranked Players

1. Victim Of Fashion Amulet - Dragon Age: Inquisition

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The Victim of Fashion amulet can be forged in Dragon Age: Inquisition by first picking up the Fragment of Inadequate Chain Mail from a dead body on Dragon Island.

The Inadequate Chain Mail isn't merely a clever name, though - it's effectively a chainmail bikini which offered its ill-fated wearer virtually no protection whatsoever, as a parody of the fantasy genre's tendency to give female characters sexy armour with little-to-no practical utility.

Because as we surely all know by now, the guys who make fantasy games are historically horny as hell.

But if you take a fragment of the Chain Mail to Dagna, she'll craft the aforementioned Victim of Fashion amulet, which when equipped grants you +1 Cunning in exchange for reducing your Magic, Melee, and Ranged defense by a full 100%.

Hilariously, the item description even refers to it as "an astoundingly bad idea," ensuring it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot at a barbecue.

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