8 Video Games Fans SAVED From Annihilation
7. Steven Seagal Is The Final Option
That's right. Don't change your stations. Steven Seagal aka the walking meme mountain had his own video game.
... kind of.
You see while the world of 2021 would probably have loved to play a side-scrolling beat 'em that apparently was so close to the heart of martial arts "legend" Seagal that he refused to provide any motion capture for the game itself.
Unfortunately, the world of 2008 was a cold and uncaring place, and as such the game slipped through the cracks and then into development hell.
However, much like with Seagal's own movie back catalog, the terrible experience did actually come to a fairly happy conclusion, and that was when an unnamed hero decided to purchase a prototype from an online auction. Whether through their own work or the support of others, they then managed to get this game into a fully working state.
Not only that but they then released the copy online for free so that the world over could know that failure wasn't an option when STEVEN SEGAL IS THE FINAL OPTION.
Yet, the question remains: Was this game any good?
No of course not. It was a Steven Seagal impersonator doing waist-high kicks to enemies in a game that made Harvester look like a technical masterpiece.