You know that sound that the jellybean monstrosities of Fall Guys make when they're bouncing off platforms, slipping on slime, or just plummeting to their deaths? That weird warbling laughter?
That haunts my dreams. And the reason why this jolly jingle cuts through me like butter is because Fall Guys is the most sadistic, candy-coated experience I've ever played. In what can be only be described as playing Takeshi's Castle while drunk, Fall Guys challenges you to be the last bean standing across a series of challenges, and while things start off fun, before long you'll begin to see the truth.
That every other player is a t*at.
There's no team work, there's no camaraderie, it's survival of the sh*ttest and people are prepared to do anything to get that crown. Hacking is one thing (and that thing is pathetic), but another more common example is waiting at the end of the stage to grab and push players off.
Oh how I loathe thee. And yet I can't stop playing.