9 Amazing Levels Trapped In Terrible Video Games

2. The Whiteboard Level - Duke Nukem Forever

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Duke Nukem Forever sucks, this is a pretty well known video game fact and you probably don’t need me to roll through it again. Basically, the game took forever to come out and when it finally did it wasn’t the game anybody wanted it to be. The humour was dated, the graphics were bad, and every shred of Duke Nukem delight had been sucked out of the game.

So what could possibly be worthwhile in a game this infamously bad? An intro sequence with a whiteboard.

Is it possible everyone loved this whiteboard so much because the rest of the game was an exercise in tedium and mediocrity? Look, maybe. But this whiteboard is fantastic. For some reason a game this bad has a whiteboard you can draw on and don’t worry if this sounds fun and you want to check it out because it’s right at the beginning of the game. The possibilities with said whiteboard are endless and there are plenty of images and videos you can check out to see what players managed to do with it. It’s completely irrelevant to the game because no matter what you draw you’ll hear “Oh man, good plan Duke!” over and over again.

Although with a game this terrible I think we can all agree that a level with no relevance to the rest of it is probably what makes it so amazing.

Before the game totally goes to crap this level also lets you fish a poop out of a toilet, kill off an enormous Cycloid alien on a football stadium using rockets, and score a field goal by yeeting the beastie’s eyeball. The best bit is really the whiteboard, though.

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Jess has been a journalist and content creator in the games industry for over 15 years and has been WhatCulture's resident Australian import and sorry cop since 2020, upping the quotient of swearing and apologising in WhatCulture Gaming's annual blooper videos considerably. She previously worked at GameSpot for 10 years, most notably hosting GameSpot News in addition to E3 live shows, and PAX panels. She regularly livestreams a variety of games on her 'jessmcdonell' YouTube and Twitch channels and hosts the 'Do It On The Day' podcast. She has won awards for her news and feature work in gaming as well as an accolade for her comedic writing (likely an admin error). She can be found on X at @jessmcdonell and Instagram at @jessicamcdonell sharing her current videogame fixations, industry insights, and videos of her cat, Karma.