9 Hilariously Ugly Video Game Babes We All Had Crushes On

6. Ivy Valentine - Soul Calibur

The way Namco have treated Ivy over the years is just absurd. Admittedly, she started out as an already sexed-up, dominatrix-inspired fighter, but assumedly as the series caught on and the team noticed how many people were really getting on board with Dead or Alive's sexual overtones, they elected to accentuate everything about her physical presence to stand out no matter what. That meant as early as SC II she was in more revealing clothing, had ample bosom ready to contend with the finest DOA had to offer - all topped off with a curvaceous hourglass figure that'd put Kim Kardashian to shame. It reached its zenith with 2008's Soul Calibur IV, as that version of Ivy was positively bursting out her costume in ridiculousness - a trait that was somewhat reduced for 2012's release, although by this point her character was more than established in gaming history as a personality-lacking "LOOK! BOOBS!" selling point.