9 Video Games That Punish You For 100%

3. Mocked By Jeff Goldblum - The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Right up there with the things you don’t want to hear after sinking a monumental time into hitting 100% in a video game are the following: “Turn the thing off for heaven’s sake and go outside. Breath the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex. You have a whole life out there, get the stink blown off you, just go.”

Now, cushioning the blow is that these words are spoken by Jeff Goldblum at the end of The Lost World: Jurassic Park, but this secret ending is just him basically telling you to touch grass, so, that kind of sucks.

Some of you will disagree and absolutely love this ending and for that I totally understand but let’s be clear, in order to be told you’re a loser by Jeff Goldblum you have to collect all the DNA bonuses for each character which is incredibly tricky because this game is bloody difficult. Whether you liked this ending or not, this one absolutely pulled a Blast Corps and told you that you can, and should, stop now.