9 Weirdest Usable Weapons In Video Games

5. Cow Launcher - South Park N64

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Whilst the game itself pales in comparison to later entries, such as The Stick of Truth, South Park 64 does deliver on the show's signature humor and style, and none more so than this ludicrous instrument for your weapons cache.

Allowing you to unleash the wrath of this dairy delight, this rocket launcher fires a literal cow at your enemies which, when a hit connects, will land on the players head and begin to suffocate them (if you know South Park, then you know which way this milk missile lands on said head). With each shot fired accompanied by the cow mooing helplessly as it flies through the air, the sheer hilarity and crudeness of the situation is completely bonkers and completely South Park.

Whilst the game itself suffered under overwhelmingly negative reception, an absurd weapon like this can still help to sweeten that sour taste, and give gamers a nostalgic tool to gasp and laugh over.

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