1. Scoring So-Called Sweaty Goals
This is it, the pinnacle of all unholy FIFA acts. We all know that the aim of the game is score and to win the match, but there are those among us who sacrifice their pride and respect to become the most hated of all online opponents; those who score sweaty goals. For those not in the know, this type of goal occurs when a player runs towards the keeper at one side of the pitch, automatically drawing him out of the net, only to then pass it across the goal mouth for a another player to tap in. There is nothing that can be done to stop this age old sly move because the keeper will always approach the first player. One should always shoot with the first player, It's a FIFA commandment. All FIFA gamers know the sickening feeling in their stomachs as they watch the opponent shamelessly perform such a move. What follows is a bitter onslaught of revenge as sweaty goal after sweaty goal are exchanged. If by some stroke of Satan you experience all 5 of these curses in a match, I feel deep sympathy for you. Such real emotion shouldnt really attach themselves to such virtual things, but the hurt and anger is tangible.
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