Borderlands: 10 Weirdest Quests You Won’t Believe

While a picture can be worth a thousand words, it's safe to say that sometimes you're better off with neither. This is definitely the case in Borderlands 2 when you find yourself an accomplice to a pretty awful effort at poetry.

Scooter is an NPC that can be found at any of his four workshops, tinkering with machines and stewing over the latest object of his affection. When you take this mission from him, he has moved on from the rejection on Laney and now wants to woo Daisy - and you are going to help.

You take a few photos with his camera to inspire him (picking up an adult magazine is optional but not required) and return for him to pen his poem. Then, you are charged not only with delivering it to his paramour but hanging around to see how she reacts.

Her reaction to the poem is not exactly what Scooter had hoped for - after she reads it, Daisy walks out of your sight and a single gunshot rings out. The implications are fairly obvious and I think we could all agree that as far as literary criiticism goes, it's a little harsh.