Dear Diary, I Think My Xbox One Is Trying to Kill Me

Day 35: This is my last entry

Fear becomes me. Fear overwhelms me. Welling up deep, deep from within it pulses through my veins and courses from heart to mind. I am without thought, overwhelmed by the dizziness and confusion brought on by mortal fear for my life. I am pretty sure my Xbox One is trying to f*#*ing kill me. I lashed out at it when it revealed that it had been watching my friends. I told it I couldn't be involved with a system that watched my friends when I was out of town. Fidelity is important. Or, it was. Now only life is important. I tried to leave, but I can't. I moved apartments, but the Xbox came with me. I tried making it angry by getting a PS4, but I didn't even have the money to lease one after buying 2 controllers, Xbox Live, a headset, and a giant new HD television. She won't leave, and she won't let me leave.