Dear Diary, I Think My Xbox One Is Trying to Kill Me

Day 27: Good lord

After we finally settled on turning the Kinect 2 off for a while, it really hit the fan. Turns out Xbox One had been lying to me about WHY it wanted the Kinect to be required. She wanted to advertise to me in my own house! All her cutesy wootsy attention to my entertainment needs hadn't been because she loved me. No, it was because she wanted to know all of my purchasing demographic information. She didn't even have the respect to tell me her true intentions. She's been lying about such pointless stuff! All of the new games she promised me? They all seem the same! I mean, sure they look a lot better, but my relationship with Xbox 360 was just as rewarding, despite her less flashy appearance. Hell, sometimes I just plain miss 360's honesty and upfrontness. Sure, she wasn't the prettiest girl on the block, and she's getting old now, but damnit, I loved her innovation and creative spirit. Xbox One is so much prettier, but what's underneath is just rubbish, like a K-Pop band or that song Pon Pon Pon (seriously, wtf?).