Doom 4: 10 Reasons It'll Be The Best Shooter Of 2016

4. It Will Be Ludicrously Violent

Dismemberment, decapitations, perforation €“ Doom will have it all, and more. When enemies are weak enough, they will glow orange from afar and blue when you're close enough for a painful execution. Finish them by ripping their heads in two or by plucking their arms off like Christmas crackers, and laugh as they flop to the floor. The chainsaw can even be used to carve different shapes into the guts of the bigger monsters, like a very shoddy game of Operation, or a re-enactment of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Unlike in most games, executions will not get old quick and will put a smile on faces.

Unsurprisingly, some critics have complained about the extreme violence in the Doom reboot. But really, what would be a suitable, politically correct replacement? A kiss on the cheek? Would the player have to bake a batch of muffins and offer an apology? In fact, for the first time in Doom history, Germany won't have their copies censored by the government, no matter how hard certain overtly-sensitive people on the internet will whine.