Dragon Age Inquisition: 16 Weird Easter Eggs You Might Have Missed

4. The Mean Girls (Except... A Bear)

Dragon Age Inquisition
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Apart from the previously mentioned Transformers codex, the codex regarding the friendly Avaar bear Storvacker has to be the greatest of them all. The entire codex is Dragon Age's own version of the monologue about Regina George, the alpha teen of the endlessly quotable satirical high school film "Mean Girls".

If you've been on the internet any decent amount of time, you probably know how the whole thing goes, and the Dragon Age version is pretty familiar:

Storvacker. How do I even begin to explain Storvacker? Storvacker is flawless. She has two ancient elven trees for claw sharpening and a silver honey dish.I hear that her claws are valued in Denerim at 10,000 sovereigns.

And so on, ending with the line "One time, she clawed me in the face. It was amazing."

This codex was, appropriately, written by one Reginald de Gorge, in case the reference wasn't already obvious.

Storvacker herself is an awesome and surprisingly hilarious character, who you can judge as a warrior and make bear puns about in the Jaws of Hakkon DLC. The puns might end up un-BEAR-able for some, but it'll BEAR-ly be enough for fans of how ridiculous this game can get.

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