9. Inept Paramedics
So you've just been roaming the streets, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, you have the nozzle of a machine gun rammed into your face and your brains blown all over the sidewalk. Not to worry, the ambulance is on its way, and the paramedics will sort you out. Except they don't. Instead of loading your crippled limp carcass into the ambulance and rushing you to the trauma room where you can be treated for your obviously life-threatening brain injury, they pump your chest, give you mouth to mouth, and try to resuscitate you. That's not going to work! And if by some miracle they do revive you, you risk being run over by their ambulance as they drive away.