GTA: 9 Reasons Living There Would Suck

8. High Spate Of Carjackings

GTAjack Yes, as the title of the game suggests, grand theft auto is a prevalent crime in, well, Grand Theft Auto. We imagine that about 100 cars a day are stolen by just one person in Liberty City, who is obviously far too lazy to traverse the sidewalks and roads on foot. Imagine this, you've just bought yourself a brand new car, you've saved up for it, you've worked your fingers to the bone, and finally, at long last, you're sitting in that nice leather seat with your window wound down, taking in the fresh air, one arm propped up on the steering wheel while you wait for the red light to disappear, and before you know it, your car door has been forced open, you've been hauled out, and now you're lying on the floor coughing in the dust while your new ride speeds off into the distance. Well isn't that just terrific. And we can't even lock our doors.
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Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.