GTA: 9 Reasons Living There Would Suck

5. Frequent Plane Crashes

gtaplanecrash Dying after being kicked by a donkey, dying after being hit on the head from a falling coconut, dying in a meteor shower, dying in a car crash. What do these four things each have in common? They're more likely causes of death than dying in a plane crash. Except in San Andreas, where plane crashes seem to happen every five to ten minutes. I've personally lost track of the amount of times I have seen a Rustler randomly nosedive into Mount Chilliad, or slalom into a sidewalk, crushing pedestrians before bursting into flames and exploding. Being a pilot in San Andreas certainly is a dangerous occupation, and certainly not one that we'd recommend.
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Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.