GTA: 10 Ridiculous Things EVERYONE Does

9. Steal $20 From Every Small Shop

GTA 5
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No matter if you are just starting out, or are a millionaire already, you will tool up, head into the little supermarket, and steal $23 dollars from the cash register. Why? I have no idea.

The benefit from this crime is so tiny, we can only put it down to giving in to our worse instincts, and just admit, we find it funny to terrorise the poor, unsuspecting shopkeeper.

You would think after putting the victims through that ordeal, we would quickly make our escape before the fuzz arrive. But wait, what will I do with that full can of petrol I have? Might as well try and burn down the whole shop for good measure. Insurance will pay out, and the shopkeeper will be better off in the long run anyway.

Unless he or she is burnt to a crisp in the blaze, in which case, who are we to argue with the reaper himself?

R.I.P my friend.

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