GTA: 15 Absolute Worst Missions

2. Death Row - Vice City

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LdEx5u53qk There's no getting away from it; a mixture of a lengthy previous checkpoint, some in-game physics that mean driving at high speeds will get you marooned in a river somewhere and gunplay that's just "Stand out in the open and try not to get shot" don't make for a tasty concoction. Instead it's something that if made into an actual ingestible serum would spawn a thousand red-eyed Hulks, ready to tear Rockstar's HQ to pebbles for even thinking this was a good idea for a mass-marketed product. The mission goes that you need to rescue Lance from a vehicle compound across town - the area itself teaming with enemy goons - before then driving allll the way back again with said goons in tow; not to mention GTA's programming that likes to throw a car in your way just for the sake of 'thrills'.
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