GTA: Ranking The 10 Funniest Characters EVER
6. Brucie Kibbutz
Look, you really shouldn't like Brucie. He's the quintessential 'bro', a man obsessed with his appearance, lifestyle and status. Why then, do we end up liking him so much after GTA IV?
It's probably two things: first of all, Brucie is highly loyal to his friends like Nico, and secondly, he's absolutely hilarious.
Whether he's telling you to 'stay alpha!' or 'be genetically different!', telling you all about his obsession with injecting bull shark testosterone or just in the background doing exercises for no particular reason, Brucie is a fantastic character throughout.
One particularly memorable scene has Niko arrive at Brucie's place, finding him doing sit-ups. After doing 60, Brucie runs up to Nico, and asks him to hit him in the stomach, clearly trying to show off his rock-hard abs. Nico complies, hits Brucie really hard, and poor Brucie doubles over in pain and has to be helped to the sofa.
Brucie also shows up in GTA V. Turns out Brucie launched his own business selling bull shark testosterone, and you can find references to this online, in Weasel News, and in GTA Online, where Brucie will contact a player when they reach rank 17 and offer to provide bull shark tesosterone to the player.