GTA V: 10 Crazy Ways To Break The Law

Before we address number 10.. Some readers may be concerned that this article shows a complete disrespect for the laws and governences required by any civilised society. It is possible the reader infers a mockery of such laws, dear reader, allow me to repudiate this misapprehension. It is therefore my intent to encourage the law breakers of GTA to show a willingness to adhere to at least one law, to draw a line and say 'no further'. For if we show no such stand, what will the world make of us? There are those who hypothosise that games encouraging illegal behaviour will transpose such behaviour into the real world, that through our in-game actions we become so desensitised we are incapable of imposing the neccesary rules of society, that in fact, society will crumble under the weight of GTA inspired replications. It is with such thinking in mind, that i will maintain one law and no matter how strongly I feel will refuse to break it. No matter the pressure from my peers, nor the urge from my bestial inner-conscious shall change my stance. The one law I will unswervingly stick to like s**t to a blanket is this:

1.It Is Illegal To Rob A Bank And Then Shoot At The Bank Teller With A Water Pistol

You got that right, although robbing a bank is obviously already against the law, it seems that someone somewhere felt it an absolute essential to make it clear, that adding insult to injury with a water pistol was just a step to far and would bring down the wrath and damnation of the law in all of it's terrorfying majesty. P.S. if anyone from Rockstar reads this, can we have a water pistol in a DLC pack please?